The other tiger
*Pokes self with coffee spoon.
*Pinches cheek.
*Friend who drove car last Monday pinches me cheek.
*Bitchslaps friend who drove car last Monday.
Q.E.D.
I'm still on earth, prim as a donkey. My manager, who usually treats me like a cabinet, now passes by my table for some chat.
After that Sliding Doors episode, I'm back. Unless I am in The Sixth Sense.