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The danger of riding a bus at night

Heard this advert on the radio last night:

Boy: Miss, bakante ba dito sa tabi mo?
Girl: May nakaupo ba?
Boy: Wala
Girl: Kung walang nakaupo, bakante. Doon sa harap, bakante. Sa likod, bakante. Andaming upuang bakante!
Boy: Eh Miss, ang puso mo bakante?

Awwwwwww.

*bangs head on bus window*

“The danger of riding a bus at night”